Me: FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS! *Sobbing*
My Child: Oh no.... We gotta go...
Child's friend: What? Why?
My Child: My mom's watching some of her old shows...
Child's friend: What? We can just be quiet. We wont bother her.
My Child: No... no.... She's having feels. We gotta get the hell out of here.